A TOOL, NOT A QUIZ ABOUT WHICH BISCUIT YOU ARE

The Upgrade Path

Wondering what your next phone should be? Four quick questions, two minutes. I'll weigh up the field against how you actually use yours, and give you three answers: the safe pick, the bold one, and the money-saver. My review scores where I've tested the phone, the spec sheet where I haven't, and it always says which is which.

The first answer is free, and it's a real one. The other two picks, the full ranked list and the guide behind them are £9 / $12. I'll say so again at the end, so nothing jumps out at you.

Nearly 500 videos of buying, testing and living with these things
0 cookies, accounts or tracking. Your answers are counted, never traced.
~2 minutes, including arguing with the sliders

Question 1 of 4 The phone you have now

What are you upgrading from?

Would you switch sides? iPhone to Android, or back?

And foldables. A book that opens into a small tablet?

Last one, and be honest: does what your friends carry come into it?

YOUR ANSWER

Your upgrade path

THE OTHER TWO PICKS

Unlock the rest of your answer

The first pick is free and it's real. The two above it are in The AGT Upgrade Guide, which is one payment, and it comes with the guide itself:

Your other two picks, unlocked. The bold move and the value play for your answers, by name, with my reasons. Unlocks on this site the moment you’ve paid, and with your key on any other device.
The full ranked list for your answers. Every phone I weighed for you, in order, with the fit score.
“Or similar”, for every pick. Two more phones per slot that fit you nearly as well, each with the one-line difference, so a pick never feels like a lottery.
Storage: where the money quietly disappears. The one page that pays for the guide. Which tier, why 1TB is rarely the answer, and the SSD trick I use myself.
Leaving the walled garden, or staying on purpose. What each Apple tie really costs to cut, the overlap method, and why staying is sometimes the smart money.

Free to buyers as it lands: Model by model (rolling out through September) · Foldables (October) · The iPhone 18 update (October)

Get the guide, £9 / $12 → What's in it, exactly

Apple Pay, Google Pay, Link or card on Stripe's secure page, then straight back here: your picks open, the guide downloads, and you're shown a key for other devices. Your answers wait for you.

One payment, no subscription, VAT included where it applies. Updates are free through the season. If it isn't useful, reply to your receipt within 7 days and I'll refund it, no questions asked.

The maths behind the monthly number

Spread over Trade-in for your old phone: Plan change per month:

Rough maths, not a quote. Verizon and AT&T finance phones over 36 months at 0% as standard; O2 in the UK splits a 3–36 month Device Plan from your Airtime Plan. Carriers reprice constantly, trade-in offers swing wildly, so drag the sliders until they match your reality. Checked September 2026. I don't get a penny from any carrier.

Your result stays anonymous. The one thing this page sends is an anonymous tally of the answers (which phone you have, what annoys you, the budget, what came out on top) with nothing that identifies you. I use the totals to see what people actually want from their next phone, and I may share those totals with the brands. Nothing about you, ever: no cookie, no account, no tracking. The one thing that loads anything of Google's is the subscribe button, and only if you tap it. If you ask for the email, your address is used once to send it and never stored.